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There’s nothing especially wrong with the man. He was pretty much one and done in his first appearance. KLIFF UNDERSN First appearance: Guilty Gear She was forgotten about fairly quickly, though her time in the sun did give us some good ol’ disturbing imagery.ģ0. Almost too weird for the Guilty Gear roster, ABA was a decent addition, although not good enough to carry Guilty Gear Isuka. During a time when Kingdom Hearts taught us that cutting people up with giant keys could make for a fun time, we got this sickly, bandaged woman carrying around a neurotic and downright freaky, giant key. ABA First appearance: Guilty Gear IsukaĪBA never got much play, but boy was she delightfully unnerving. While everyone’s talking about That Man and Gears, there’s a kid dressed as a nun doing yoyo tricks and nobody pays him any mind. Unfortunately, Bridget’s never been able to find his place in the series.

He’s a boy forced to cross-dress in order to sidestep bad luck and tries to make a name for himself as a yoyo-wielding bounty hunter.

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But hey, in a series as weird as Guilty Gear, Bridget succeeds in having an outlandish design. On one hand, I was always going to be soured by Bridget because the last thing I ever want is another annoying little boy fighter. Personally, I’d like to see her show up in one of the proper games with more normalized proportions. I really can’t think of anything more to say about this doof. His weapon sucks, he looks boring, and his defining character trait is “is Japanese.” And while, yes, being Japanese actually means something important within Guilty Gear’s plot, there are two characters who fall under that category and are more interesting and entertaining. Guilty Gear X and its upgrades introduced so many rich and exciting new character designs into the series… And it also introduced Anji Mito. ANJI MITO First appearance: Guilty Gear X The most we know is that it’s a guy befriending a Gear dog and that somehow means everyone has to fight what appears to be Sasquatch through the eyes of someone who ingested a ton of acid. With what feels like a dozen total frames of animation, this eyesore is too weird to stand without any context, and he happens to show up in a game with no storyline. Isukawas when Arc System Works hit the Capcom level of, “Man, I don’t know, just throw us some money,” and Leopaldon was the boss character we got out of it. LEOPALDON First appearance: Guilty Gear Isuka Read the latest Den of Geek Special Edition Magazine Here!Īs always, I’m ranking these based on style, storyline, and personal preference.

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